{"id":1033,"date":"2007-02-07T22:33:58","date_gmt":"2007-02-08T02:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/02\/its-too-freakin-cold\/"},"modified":"2007-02-07T22:33:58","modified_gmt":"2007-02-08T02:33:58","slug":"its-too-freakin-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/02\/its-too-freakin-cold\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Too Freakin&#8217; Cold."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 14&deg;F outside right now.  So, can anyone tell me why exactly it would be that instead of having nice, fuzzy, <em>warm<\/em> slippers, Target would have their shoe department stocked with <em>flip-flops<\/em>?!?<\/p>\n<p>I need new slippers.  I don&#8217;t expect that I&#8217;ll have a need for flip-flops for at least another 4 months.  And when I do, they&#8217;ll probably only have slippers and winter boots available&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 14&deg;F outside right now. So, can anyone tell me why exactly it would be that instead of having nice, fuzzy, warm slippers, Target would have their shoe department stocked with flip-flops?!? I need new slippers. I don&#8217;t expect that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}