{"id":1042,"date":"2007-01-25T23:22:27","date_gmt":"2007-01-26T03:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/funny-toddler-sayings\/"},"modified":"2010-05-03T15:06:35","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T20:06:35","slug":"funny-toddler-sayings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/funny-toddler-sayings\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Toddler Sayings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The latest funny things Carrie says:<\/p>\n<p>In response to my suggestion that she help me fold laundry in the living room (to get her out of Denis&#8217; hair while he used the steam cleaner in the family room): &#8220;Oh!  Laundry in the living room?  That&#8217;d be great!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mommy, blank me up!&#8221; is how she asks to be tucked in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I blow it off&#8221; is what she says when something is too hot and she&#8217;s going to blow on it to cool it off.<\/p>\n<p>And, heaven forbid anyone ask her what she had for breakfast, because I&#8217;m sure &#8220;raisin opium&#8221; would warrant a call to CPS.  I liked it better when she mispronounced oatmeal as &#8220;opamee&#8221;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest funny things Carrie says: In response to my suggestion that she help me fold laundry in the living room (to get her out of Denis&#8217; hair while he used the steam cleaner in the family room): &#8220;Oh! Laundry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn","tag-carolyn-random-bits-of-cuteness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2374,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions\/2374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}