{"id":1056,"date":"2007-01-05T16:31:02","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T20:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/two-right-mittens\/"},"modified":"2007-01-05T16:31:02","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T20:31:02","slug":"two-right-mittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/two-right-mittens\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Right Mittens"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or, why it’s occasionally a good idea to actually read the pattern<\/em>.<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

I think I’ve done something to anger the knitting gods. And it all started with a quest for a hat to match Carrie’s winter coat. I had no idea when I bought it that every shade of pink yarn in my stash would clash horrifically. As a matter of fact, I scoured three yarn shops for the perfect shade of pink in some sort of wool or wool blend, and finally had to settle for using an acrylic\/cotton blend. Carrie showed a preference for a striped hat (vs. a cute little solid colored cabled hat) when I showed her some options, so I found four pretty heathery colors (but still, acrylic?!?) and bought one skein of each. Here’s the set as of this morning:
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So far, I’ve had to knit the hat twice – despite swatching the yarn and measuring the head in question, the first attempt turned out way<\/em> to small. The scarf…well, it’s a scarf. It will hopefully look OK when it’s on. The weird wavy edge is entirely my fault, since I figured out after the first stripe that I’d never finish a striped stockinette scarf and just started randomly using various stitch patterns without worrying about whether they would pull in or bow out. I think if I knit fast enough I may<\/em> be able to finish the second mitten before I run out of pink yarn. (Yes, I know how that sounds.)<\/p>\n

Except.<\/p>\n

I discovered last night, as I was halfway through frantically knitting that second mitten, that I had made it identical to the first. The first mitten. Which was the right mitten. Yes, folks, these are handed<\/em> mittens. And since the last time I checked Carrie has one right hand and one left hand<\/em>, it’s something of a problem that I knit two identical mittens.<\/p>\n

Sigh.<\/p>\n

This is not a good way to start out my 2007 knitting year. Maybe I should go work on a few quilts or something…oh, wait, my walking foot broke before Thanksgiving. OK, maybe some weaving? No…I broke the warp on my loom and have no idea how to fix it or re-warp it…<\/p>\n

I think I’ll go read a book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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