{"id":1087,"date":"2006-11-18T23:50:15","date_gmt":"2006-11-19T03:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/11\/pass-the-bandaids\/"},"modified":"2006-11-18T23:50:15","modified_gmt":"2006-11-19T03:50:15","slug":"pass-the-bandaids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/11\/pass-the-bandaids\/","title":{"rendered":"Pass The Bandaids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s time to put down the sewing and go to bed when:<\/p>\n<p>1. You poke your needle into the fabric for safe-keeping so you have both hands to adjust the button you&#8217;re trying to sew.<br \/>\n2. You grab the fabric, causing the needle to poke into your finger.<br \/>\n3. You let go in surprise (what is that needle doing there?) and move the needle over a bit.<br \/>\n4. Repeat step 2.<br \/>\n5. You decide that having the needle in the fabric is too dangerous, and that moving it to your mouth might be safer.<br \/>\n6. In the process of moving the needle to your mouth, you poke yourself in the chin hard enough to draw blood.<\/p>\n<p>Um.  Yeah.  I think it&#8217;s time to put everything away and go to bed before I poke any more odd holes in my face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know it&#8217;s time to put down the sewing and go to bed when: 1. You poke your needle into the fabric for safe-keeping so you have both hands to adjust the button you&#8217;re trying to sew. 2. You grab<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crafts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}