{"id":1100,"date":"2006-10-26T14:21:55","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T18:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/10\/im-re-tired\/"},"modified":"2010-05-03T15:06:39","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T20:06:39","slug":"im-re-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/10\/im-re-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Re-Tired!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were at my grandparents&#8217; house for lunch today, and as I was putting Carrie in her car seat we had the following conversation:<\/p>\n<p>Carrie: &#8220;Great-Grandma go bye-bye too?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;No, honey, Great-Grandma isn&#8217;t going bye-bye.&#8221;<br \/>\nCarrie: &#8220;Great-Grandma go to work?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;No.  Great-Grandma doesn&#8217;t work, she&#8217;s retired.&#8221;<br \/>\nCarrie: (after thinking for a bit) &#8220;Great-Grandma need a nap!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;m retired too, because I sure do need a nap!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were at my grandparents&#8217; house for lunch today, and as I was putting Carrie in her car seat we had the following conversation: Carrie: &#8220;Great-Grandma go bye-bye too?&#8221; Me: &#8220;No, honey, Great-Grandma isn&#8217;t going bye-bye.&#8221; Carrie: &#8220;Great-Grandma go to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn","tag-carolyn-random-bits-of-cuteness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2382,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions\/2382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}