{"id":1149,"date":"2006-08-17T23:01:13","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T03:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/08\/scary-scary-spider\/"},"modified":"2006-08-17T23:01:13","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T03:01:13","slug":"scary-scary-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/08\/scary-scary-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"Scary, Scary Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do the freaky spiders gravitate to my house??<br \/>\n<center><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"spider2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/images\/spider2.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"309\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nThis incredibly scary creature built an enormous web outside our sliding glass door in a matter of just an hour or two &#8211; we had some family over for dinner, and we were in and out through that door, and literally just a couple hours later Denis went to go out that door again and there it was.  Oh, the unspeakable horror!  If I had been the one to open that door and see it first, I&#8217;m sure I would have had a heart attack.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to live in terror of this spider for the next however many months until we get a deep freeze, because Denis just picked it up with the Swiffer and shook it into the lawn.  Where it&#8217;s still alive.  Somewhere.  Waiting to attack me when I close my eyes.  Whimper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do the freaky spiders gravitate to my house?? This incredibly scary creature built an enormous web outside our sliding glass door in a matter of just an hour or two &#8211; we had some family over for dinner, and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}