{"id":1208,"date":"2006-06-01T09:49:51","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T13:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/06\/i-dressed-myself-today\/"},"modified":"2006-06-01T09:49:51","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T13:49:51","slug":"i-dressed-myself-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/06\/i-dressed-myself-today\/","title":{"rendered":"“I Dressed Myself Today”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I swear I had absolutely nothing to do with this outfit. She picked it out. She put it on (with a tiny bit of help). The only thing I did was take off the skirt for a few minutes and take in the waist a good two inches – it’s an 18 month size but I bet it would fit a three-year-old. The impressive thing is that, while the stripes are hard to look at, they actually do match! I had forgotten she even had this skirt because it was so big when I bought it that it got shoved into the way back of the drawer, so I can assure you I didn’t match the yarn colors to it on purpose!<\/p>\n

It’s been a rough morning so far. My normally even-tempered toddler (as even-tempered as a toddler can be, anyway) seems to have been replaced with Grumperina. Considering she woke up nearly two hours early, I imagine she’s still tired. Heck, I’m tired and grumpy too, but I’ve had 29 more years to practice hiding it, so I can’t really hold it against her.<\/p>\n

And if wearing a very stripey outfit makes her less grumpy for a few minutes, so be it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I swear I had absolutely nothing to do with this outfit. She picked it out. She put it on (with a tiny bit of help). The only thing I did was take off the skirt for a few minutes and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}