{"id":1240,"date":"2006-04-09T22:02:26","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T02:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/04\/were-back\/"},"modified":"2006-04-09T22:02:26","modified_gmt":"2006-04-10T02:02:26","slug":"were-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2006\/04\/were-back\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re Back."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We drove nearly 900 miles in less than 60 hours, got lost on Long Island (or were we still in Queens?), got lost in New Jersey, picked up a dog who was so anxious at the vets that she hasn&#8217;t eaten anything in those same 60 hours and is having severe and messy digestive issues, and came home with an over-excited and over-tired toddler who fell and hit her head at least three times before bedtime.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m utterly, completely, mind-numblingly exhausted, and if I ever see the inside of my car again it will be too soon.  Oh, and quite frankly, if I ever have to stay in New Jersey again (as nice as the hotel was when we finally found it) I will simply have to shoot myself.  Seriously, people, what&#8217;s up with actually having driveways off of <i>expressways<\/i>?!?  Aren&#8217;t they supposed to be limited access roads because people are driving along them at, oh, approximately 9,362 miles per hour?<\/p>\n<p>(But the wedding was beautiful and it was good to see the family!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We drove nearly 900 miles in less than 60 hours, got lost on Long Island (or were we still in Queens?), got lost in New Jersey, picked up a dog who was so anxious at the vets that she hasn&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}