{"id":132,"date":"2004-08-12T22:13:09","date_gmt":"2004-08-13T02:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/08\/wish-me-luck-please\/"},"modified":"2004-08-12T22:13:09","modified_gmt":"2004-08-13T02:13:09","slug":"wish-me-luck-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/08\/wish-me-luck-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Wish Me Luck, Please&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I &#8220;failed&#8221; the one-hour glucose test I took last week &#8211; not by a lot, but they have a hard cut-off, after which they make you take the three-hour glucose test.  This involves drinking twice as much awful fizzy extra-sweet orange soda (I hate orange soda to begin with) and getting blood drawn four times (which I&#8217;m really not good at in the first place).  <\/p>\n<p>So, tomorrow bright and early (well, maybe 8:00 isn&#8217;t really <i>that<\/i> early) I get to go become a pincushion.  I&#8217;m going to look like a drug addict by the time I get home.  Hopefully, I&#8217;ll at least be able to knit for most of the hours I&#8217;m sitting there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and this topic came up at Sit &#038; Knit tonight: how do women not know they&#8217;re pregnant?  I&#8217;m not talking three or four months here, I&#8217;m talking about those stories you hear where someone goes to the emergency room for abdominal pain and comes home with a baby, not knowing they were pregnant in the first place.  I mean, you would think the alien kicking inside their belly would be a big clue, wouldn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I &#8220;failed&#8221; the one-hour glucose test I took last week &#8211; not by a lot, but they have a hard cut-off, after which they make you take the three-hour glucose test. This involves drinking twice as much awful fizzy extra-sweet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}