{"id":1337,"date":"2005-11-21T21:30:55","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T01:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/11\/one-of-those-toddlers\/"},"modified":"2005-11-21T21:30:55","modified_gmt":"2005-11-22T01:30:55","slug":"one-of-those-toddlers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/11\/one-of-those-toddlers\/","title":{"rendered":"One of THOSE Toddlers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that when Carrie learns how to take off more than just her shoes and socks she&#8217;s going to be one of <i>those<\/i> toddlers.  You know, the ones you can&#8217;t take your eyes off in public because if you do for even a second, they&#8217;ve stripped naked.<\/p>\n<p>She walked around story time today, lifting her dress up enough to show off her (admittedly cute) belly button to each mom and child.  (I swear she&#8217;s the only toddler who knows where her belly button and teeth are but still can&#8217;t find her nose.)  I felt like the other moms were looking at me like I&#8217;m intentionally raising an exhibitionist.  It&#8217;s all Sandra Boynton&#8217;s fault really, since her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0761137998\/104-2872476-4764701?v=glance&#038;n=283155&#038;n=507846&#038;s=books&#038;v=glance\">Belly Button Book<\/a> is one of Carrie&#8217;s all-time favorite stories.  She even made up her own sign for belly button.  (Or possibly belly or tickle, it&#8217;s hard to say.)<\/p>\n<p>But considering her obsession with removing her shoes and socks, and her obsession with belly buttons, nothing good can happen when she figures out how to undo snaps&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that when Carrie learns how to take off more than just her shoes and socks she&#8217;s going to be one of those toddlers. You know, the ones you can&#8217;t take your eyes off in public because if<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}