{"id":1466,"date":"2005-06-15T23:57:03","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T03:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/06\/why-am-i-still-awake\/"},"modified":"2005-06-15T23:57:03","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T03:57:03","slug":"why-am-i-still-awake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/06\/why-am-i-still-awake\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Am I Still Awake?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m an idiot, that&#8217;s why.  The resident alarm clock will be going off at her usual time &#8211; around 6:30, 7:00 if I&#8217;m lucky, 5:30 if I&#8217;m not &#8211; and she doesn&#8217;t have a snooze button.  My excuse?  I had to wait up for the first load of laundry to finish drying so I could put the second load in the dryer.  But really, it&#8217;s not as though the laundry couldn&#8217;t have waited to go in the dryer until morning.  I know I need my &#8220;me time&#8221; after Carrie goes to bed so I can unwind, but this is bordering on ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Ack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I&#8217;m an idiot, that&#8217;s why. The resident alarm clock will be going off at her usual time &#8211; around 6:30, 7:00 if I&#8217;m lucky, 5:30 if I&#8217;m not &#8211; and she doesn&#8217;t have a snooze button. My excuse? I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}