{"id":177,"date":"2004-04-12T21:01:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-13T01:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/04\/happy-belated-easter\/"},"modified":"2004-04-12T21:01:46","modified_gmt":"2004-04-13T01:01:46","slug":"happy-belated-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/04\/happy-belated-easter\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy (Belated) Easter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reflections on Easter while pregnant:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Having running water in the large, seasonal baptismal font (more like a jacuzzi) in church is a very bad thing, especially when mass is longer than usual.<\/li>\n<li>Not eating lunch because dinner is at 4 and breakfast was at 10 is a very bad idea, especially when it causes one to pick at the velveeta cheese and artichoke leaves&#8230;all afternoon.<\/li>\n<li>Eating for two at Grandma&#8217;s should mean eating less than is customary for one, since there just isn&#8217;t room for baby and a full stomach in there.  Oh, and desserts should be completely off-limits.<\/li>\n<li>If the above is not followed, large amounts of Tylenol and Tums should be taken before bed, to prevent agita.<\/li>\n<li>If the above advice is also not taken, one should expect to not be able to sleep.  At all.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Other than that, though, yesterday was a very nice day.  Almost our whole extended family was there &#8211; just my &#8220;baby&#8221; brother who couldn&#8217;t come home from college and a significant other or two were missing.  Little Benjamin was the star of the party, of course, and I tried not to hog him, but it&#8217;s just so nice to hold little babies.  I kept having to remind myself that I would soon have one of my own to hold as much as I want.  (And I&#8217;ll probably be happy to have other people do most of the holding in big family gatherings, too!)<\/p>\n<p>I promise, tomorrow, a big crafty post.  All the work is done, I just have to find some energy to write.  Maybe I&#8217;ll get some sleep tonight&#8230;where&#8217;s the Tums bottle?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reflections on Easter while pregnant: Having running water in the large, seasonal baptismal font (more like a jacuzzi) in church is a very bad thing, especially when mass is longer than usual. Not eating lunch because dinner is at 4<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}