{"id":1875,"date":"2009-07-30T22:04:51","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T02:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/?p=1875"},"modified":"2009-09-07T12:33:49","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T16:33:49","slug":"gymnastics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2009\/07\/gymnastics\/","title":{"rendered":"Gymnastics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Carolyn,<\/p>\n<p>For the record, when you are 30-something and you recall when you were little and you took gymnastics, and I say something like &#8220;honey, you never took gymnastics, it must have been something you wanted to do so much that you just <em>imagined<\/em> going to a gymnastics class&#8221;&#8230;?\u00a0 Yeah, you were at gymnastics class this summer.\u00a0 Just for four classes, and it was pretty low-key, but you <em>did<\/em>, in fact, do gymnastics.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s some photographic evidence:<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1920\" title=\"20090730_gymnast\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/images\/carolyn\/20090730_gymnast.jpg\" alt=\"20090730_gymnast\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Love, Mommy<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Ask Grandma why this whole conversation was necessary in the first place.\u00a0 It&#8217;s called &#8220;parental amnesia&#8221;, and as much as we parents want you children to think we&#8217;re infallable, our memories have been permanently damaged from sleep deprivation and &#8230; well, mostly sleep deprivation.\u00a0 So there&#8217;s going to be large chunks of your childhood that I will never remember, and the only record will be this blog.\u00a0 (Hm, better go pay that hosting bill&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Carolyn, For the record, when you are 30-something and you recall when you were little and you took gymnastics, and I say something like &#8220;honey, you never took gymnastics, it must have been something you wanted to do so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1875"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1921,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1875\/revisions\/1921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}