{"id":191,"date":"2004-03-02T08:39:18","date_gmt":"2004-03-02T12:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/03\/chewing-as-fast-as-i-can\/"},"modified":"2004-03-02T08:39:18","modified_gmt":"2004-03-02T12:39:18","slug":"chewing-as-fast-as-i-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/03\/chewing-as-fast-as-i-can\/","title":{"rendered":"Chewing As Fast As I Can!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I admit it, maybe I bit off a little more than I can chew&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I still have three pair of pants that are pinned but not shortened,<br \/>\na (lined) coat whose sleeves are three inches too long,<br \/>\na tote bag with only one strap done that still needs felting and lining,<br \/>\na leather purse\/camera bag that is still in more pieces than it should be,<br \/>\nand a suitcase that only has various things I think I might pack piled in it.<\/p>\n<p>How many hours are left until Saturday morning?  How many of those hours need to be spent sleeping and working?<\/p>\n<p>I thought about having the shortening done by someone else, but the super-fast place at the mall is gone, and the I can&#8217;t find anyone else who will do it in less than 5 business days.  Which wouldn&#8217;t be a problem had I just decided to get this all done last week&#8230;except that I didn&#8217;t even get my coat until Monday.  Gah!  (Can you tell I&#8217;m a little panicked?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I admit it, maybe I bit off a little more than I can chew&#8230; I still have three pair of pants that are pinned but not shortened, a (lined) coat whose sleeves are three inches too long, a tote<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}