{"id":21,"date":"2005-02-08T14:05:41","date_gmt":"2005-02-08T18:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/02\/the-curse-of-the-puppy-outfit\/"},"modified":"2005-02-08T14:05:41","modified_gmt":"2005-02-08T18:05:41","slug":"the-curse-of-the-puppy-outfit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/02\/the-curse-of-the-puppy-outfit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Curse of the Puppy Outfit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/carolyn\/20050109_teddy_bear.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"260\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\">There&#8217;s apparently an unwritten rule that baby clothes with puppies on them have to be blue.  So, even though it causes Carolyn to look like a boy*, several weeks ago I bought her a really cute teddy bear and puppy outfit that&#8217;s blue, white, and teddy bear brown.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cursed.<\/p>\n<p>Carrie&#8217;s worn it maybe 4 or 5 times, and <i>each and every time<\/i> she&#8217;s had a major diaper blow-out.  I just finished cleaning up the most recent one.  Well, &#8220;finished&#8221; may not be an appropriate word, since I still need to put my jeans through the wash, but I figured the baby clothes took precedence.  This incident actually required a bath and everything, and I&#8217;m afraid her white socks won&#8217;t ever be the same again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to rename it the Poopy Outfit, and I think I&#8217;ll wait until she&#8217;s in the next size up diapers to try it again.<\/p>\n<p>*I&#8217;ve actually been asked, while Carolyn is dressed head-to-toe in pink, if she&#8217;s a girl or a boy, so I suppose it really doesn&#8217;t matter if she wears blue occasionally&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s apparently an unwritten rule that baby clothes with puppies on them have to be blue. So, even though it causes Carolyn to look like a boy*, several weeks ago I bought her a really cute teddy bear and puppy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}