{"id":262,"date":"2003-11-06T08:11:57","date_gmt":"2003-11-06T12:11:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/11\/doh\/"},"modified":"2003-11-06T08:11:57","modified_gmt":"2003-11-06T12:11:57","slug":"doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/11\/doh\/","title":{"rendered":"Doh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my glasses off briefly last night, and when I went to put them back on again, I thought, &#8220;gee, these feel kind of weird&#8230;&#8221;  I looked down and found one of the plastic nose-piece thingies (technical term) in my lap, instead of on my glasses frame like it&#8217;s supposed to be.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as I&#8217;m blind as a bat without these things, I guess I&#8217;d better head down to my (thankfully local) eye doctor\/glasses place when they open and get them fixed!  (Don&#8217;t worry, I <i>can<\/i> wear my glasses while I drive, they just make me dizzy because they&#8217;re crooked on my nose.)<\/p>\n<p>Why do I have this sinking feeling that it&#8217;s going to turn out to be one of those days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my glasses off briefly last night, and when I went to put them back on again, I thought, &#8220;gee, these feel kind of weird&#8230;&#8221; I looked down and found one of the plastic nose-piece thingies (technical term) in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}