{"id":35,"date":"2005-01-22T14:48:06","date_gmt":"2005-01-22T18:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/01\/more-snow-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at\/"},"modified":"2005-01-22T14:48:06","modified_gmt":"2005-01-22T18:48:06","slug":"more-snow-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/01\/more-snow-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at\/","title":{"rendered":"More Snow Than You Can Shake A Stick At"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What does that expression really mean, anyway?  <\/p>\n<p>I think hell might have frozen over.  There&#8217;s a vaguely car-shaped thing in the driveway, but it&#8217;s buried under several inches of snow.  And it&#8217;s very, very cold &#8211; I think it might just have crept over the 0&deg; mark &#8211; that&#8217;s 0&deg; Fahrenheit, not Celsius &#8211; but that&#8217;s not counting wind chill.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I seem to have caught the same bug that Carrie has, so we&#8217;re currently a pair of snowed-in, snuffling, sneezing fools.  Poor Denis &#8211; I hope he doesn&#8217;t catch it.  And the DVD player which has been skipping and freezing a lot lately is now unusable, so we can&#8217;t even drown our sorrows in Baby Einstein or Lord of the Rings.<\/p>\n<p>Send hot cocoa, please!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does that expression really mean, anyway? I think hell might have frozen over. There&#8217;s a vaguely car-shaped thing in the driveway, but it&#8217;s buried under several inches of snow. And it&#8217;s very, very cold &#8211; I think it might<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}