{"id":3883,"date":"2012-03-19T14:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T18:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/?p=3883"},"modified":"2012-03-20T13:19:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T17:19:11","slug":"watch-out-for-feet-eating-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2012\/03\/watch-out-for-feet-eating-monsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch Out for Feet-Eating Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has been unseasonably warm here. Like, open all the windows, do we maybe want to consider the A\/C&#8230;nah, not yet&#8230;, break out the shorts warm. But I&#8217;m not falling for it. I haven&#8217;t switched to our summer bedding, so for now the quilt stays on&#8230;and gets kicked off every night.<\/p>\n<p>Well, Anna saw it on the floor this morning (no, I hadn&#8217;t quite managed to make my bed yet, the stinker gets up at the crack of dawn) and became quite concerned. She solemnly informed me that I had better put the quilt back on the bed tonight, because&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you don&#8217;t have your quilt on your bed, the monsters will eat your feet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Straight face, matter-of-fact tone&#8230;I&#8217;m not sure if she was serious, but man, she&#8217;s going to have a tough time when it gets too hot for her quilt every night if she was!<\/p>\n<p>(Now tonight I&#8217;m going to wonder if there&#8217;s a feet-eating monster lurking under my bed.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has been unseasonably warm here. Like, open all the windows, do we maybe want to consider the A\/C&#8230;nah, not yet&#8230;, break out the shorts warm. But I&#8217;m not falling for it. I haven&#8217;t switched to our summer bedding, so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-3883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anna","tag-random-bits-of-cuteness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3884,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3883\/revisions\/3884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}