{"id":404,"date":"2003-04-02T09:06:08","date_gmt":"2003-04-02T13:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/04\/destructo-boy-strikes-again-2\/"},"modified":"2003-04-02T09:06:08","modified_gmt":"2003-04-02T13:06:08","slug":"destructo-boy-strikes-again-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/04\/destructo-boy-strikes-again-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Destructo-Boy Strikes Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I came down the stairs to a scene that nobody should have to witness before coffee.  The carnage was incredible.  Polyester fiberfill from one end of the family room to the other&#8230;except&#8230;all the stuffed toys have already been gutted&#8230;so where did it all come from&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Noooooo!  Not the throw pillows!  Bad, bad, dogs!  <\/p>\n<p>The worst part was, Molly had some tell-tale signs of fluff bits around her mouth, meaning that she took part in the kill &#8211; although I&#8217;m sure Murphy started it.  Well, it&#8217;s not that <i>that<\/i> was the worst part.  It was this: I said, &#8220;Molly, you&#8217;re old enough to know better!&#8221;.  Oh. My. God.  I&#8217;m turning into my parents and I don&#8217;t even have children yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I came down the stairs to a scene that nobody should have to witness before coffee. The carnage was incredible. Polyester fiberfill from one end of the family room to the other&#8230;except&#8230;all the stuffed toys have already been<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}