{"id":41,"date":"2005-01-13T22:29:24","date_gmt":"2005-01-14T02:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/01\/and-now-your-moment-of-zen\/"},"modified":"2005-01-13T22:29:24","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T02:29:24","slug":"and-now-your-moment-of-zen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2005\/01\/and-now-your-moment-of-zen\/","title":{"rendered":"And Now, Your Moment Of Zen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As sad as it is, we generally only watch the news via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/tv_shows\/thedailyshowwithjonstewart\/\">The Daily Show<\/a>.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, we do actually read the actual news on the internet, too, we just don&#8217;t watch news programs on TV.  Anyway, I&#8217;ve taken to calling Carolyn&#8217;s binky &#8220;and now, your moment of zen&#8221; when I give it to her.<\/p>\n<p>Does that make me a total geek?  Is Carolyn doomed because she has such a goofy mom?  She&#8217;s probably going to pretend she doesn&#8217;t know who I am when I wave to her in front of all her cool friends&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As sad as it is, we generally only watch the news via The Daily Show. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, we do actually read the actual news on the internet, too, we just don&#8217;t watch news programs on TV. Anyway, I&#8217;ve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}