{"id":4306,"date":"2015-01-11T22:17:10","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/?p=4306"},"modified":"2015-01-11T22:22:57","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:22:57","slug":"matthews-first-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2015\/01\/matthews-first-haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"Matthew&#8217;s First Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take one toddler\u00a0with wild hair.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut1.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4308\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150111_matthew_haircut1\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut1-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut1.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Add two lollipops, a TV, some scissors, and a camera.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/MatthewsHaircut.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-4307\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/MatthewsHaircut-436x450.jpg\" alt=\"MatthewsHaircut\" width=\"436\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/MatthewsHaircut-436x450.jpg 436w, https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/MatthewsHaircut-291x300.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And suddenly you have a big boy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut8.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4309 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut8-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"20150111_matthew_haircut8\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut8-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut8-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/20150111_matthew_haircut8.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But he still has curls, and I didn&#8217;t cry at all, and I guess I can stop carrying around hair ties in my pockets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take one toddler\u00a0with wild hair. Add two lollipops, a TV, some scissors, and a camera. And suddenly you have a big boy. But he still has curls, and I didn&#8217;t cry at all, and I guess I can stop carrying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,88],"tags":[94],"class_list":["post-4306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-firsts-matthew","category-matthew","tag-first-haircut-toddler-lollipop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4311,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions\/4311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}