{"id":431,"date":"2003-02-18T10:45:46","date_gmt":"2003-02-18T14:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/02\/my-bizarre-family\/"},"modified":"2003-02-18T10:45:46","modified_gmt":"2003-02-18T14:45:46","slug":"my-bizarre-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/02\/my-bizarre-family\/","title":{"rendered":"My Bizarre Family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night we were at my parents&#8217; house.  My brother and my husband were sitting next to each other on the couch, each with a laptop on his lap.  I was sitting on the loveseat, knitting.  All of a sudden, I thought I smelled something burning, specifically, I thought the chili on the stove was burning.  Innocently, I asked, &#8220;hey, do you guys smell something?&#8221;  <i>In unison<\/i>, they each picked their laptop up, brought it to nose level, and sniffed.  I laughed so hard I cried.  I could barely find the breath to explain to my parents what was so funny.  I need a video camera embedded in the frame of my glasses so I can capture stuff like this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night we were at my parents&#8217; house. My brother and my husband were sitting next to each other on the couch, each with a laptop on his lap. I was sitting on the loveseat, knitting. All of a sudden,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}