{"id":440,"date":"2003-02-06T09:32:49","date_gmt":"2003-02-06T13:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/02\/ordering-my-affairs\/"},"modified":"2003-02-06T09:32:49","modified_gmt":"2003-02-06T13:32:49","slug":"ordering-my-affairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/02\/ordering-my-affairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Ordering My Affairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see, yesterday I learned all about IRAs, and fixed my direct deposit stuff, and in general spent <i>way<\/i> too much time at the bank.  The investment guy probably thought I was a dumb girl based on how very little I know about my financial affairs.  Really, it&#8217;s not that I can&#8217;t understand it &#8211; after all, I have a degree in math &#8211; it&#8217;s just that I can&#8217;t think of anything more dull or boring than worrying about money.  I just want to know that I can keep food on the table (or in the takeout boxes, usually), add yarn to my stash, and buy toys for Molly.  If 30+ years down the line I realize I picked the wrong fund for my IRA, and I don&#8217;t have enough money to retire, I&#8217;ll just go work at Michaels.  ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see, yesterday I learned all about IRAs, and fixed my direct deposit stuff, and in general spent way too much time at the bank. The investment guy probably thought I was a dumb girl based on how very little<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}