{"id":449,"date":"2003-01-27T15:12:13","date_gmt":"2003-01-27T19:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/01\/life-or-something-like-it\/"},"modified":"2003-01-27T15:12:13","modified_gmt":"2003-01-27T19:12:13","slug":"life-or-something-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2003\/01\/life-or-something-like-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Life, or Something Like It."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The show went really well this past weekend.  We still have three more shows next weekend, but I&#8217;m done with rehearsals, so I can get back to actually being at home occasionally.  Of course, over the past week, housekeeping has slipped a little bit, and I have a truly gigantic clothes monster in my bedroom.  I think I could roll out of bed and never notice, there are so many sweaters and sweatshirts piled next to the bed!  Being the odd person I am, I have a little song about clothes monsters, sung to the tune of &#8220;If you&#8217;re happy and you know it&#8230;&#8221;:<br \/>\n<center>There&#8217;s a monster in the bedroom made of clothes,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a monster in the bedroom made of clothes,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a monster in the bedroom, how it got there no one knows,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a monster in the bedroom made of clothes!<\/center><br \/>\nOK, so now you know just how strange I really am!  (Sorry, this is just a desperate attempt to not think about the fact that they&#8217;re finally notifying us all about the layoffs tomorrow.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The show went really well this past weekend. We still have three more shows next weekend, but I&#8217;m done with rehearsals, so I can get back to actually being at home occasionally. Of course, over the past week, housekeeping has<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}