{"id":498,"date":"2002-09-27T16:42:26","date_gmt":"2002-09-27T20:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/09\/adventures-in-home-ownershipor-how-to-have-a-new-furnace-installed-in-three-easy-mistakes\/"},"modified":"2002-09-27T16:42:26","modified_gmt":"2002-09-27T20:42:26","slug":"adventures-in-home-ownershipor-how-to-have-a-new-furnace-installed-in-three-easy-mistakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/09\/adventures-in-home-ownershipor-how-to-have-a-new-furnace-installed-in-three-easy-mistakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Home Ownership<br><i>(or, how to have a new furnace installed, in three easy mistakes)<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I worked from home yesterday so that we could have a new furnace installed.  Yay.  I thought, this will be great &#8211; no interruptions, I&#8217;ll get tons done&#8230;  Mistake #1 &#8211; I forgot that everyone who might usually stop by my office also has my phone number.  Mistake #2 &#8211; not finding &#8220;doggy day care&#8221; for Molly.  Molly was, to say the least, very disturbed by all of the banging and rattling going on in the basement, and spent the <i>entire<\/i> day barking at each and every heating register on the first floor.  Continuously.  Just in case, of course, I didn&#8217;t realize the danger that at any moment might spring through the registers into the main floor of the house.  Mistake #3 &#8211; not understanding what the installer meant by, &#8220;you should open your windows, there will be some smoke when you start the furnace the first time&#8221;.  Try prodigious amounts of smoke, pouring through the house, causing all of the smoke detectors to go off.  (Side note: I didn&#8217;t realize that the different smoke detectors in the house beeped at different pitches and rates &#8211; I guess this would let me know where the smoke was at any given time?)  And, of course, being vertically challenged, I couldn&#8217;t reach the detectors to rip out the batteries.  Finally, I relocated myself, my laptop and Molly to my parents&#8217; house to try to salvage the rest of my workday.  What a relief to come into a quiet office today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I worked from home yesterday so that we could have a new furnace installed. Yay. I thought, this will be great &#8211; no interruptions, I&#8217;ll get tons done&#8230; Mistake #1 &#8211; I forgot that everyone who might usually stop<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}