{"id":531,"date":"2002-07-25T11:59:44","date_gmt":"2002-07-25T15:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/07\/evil-coffee\/"},"modified":"2002-07-25T11:59:44","modified_gmt":"2002-07-25T15:59:44","slug":"evil-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/07\/evil-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that one stupid little thing can throw an entire day off?  I collided with someone carrying a full cup of hot coffee coming around a corner, and my poor yellow tank top is stained beyond recovery.  Fortunately the coffee wasn&#8217;t hot enough to burn, as it hit my arm and my face, too.  But now I can&#8217;t let it go.  I&#8217;m sitting here in an ugly, uncomfortable polo shirt (I am happy that I could borrow a shirt, mind) that doesn&#8217;t go with my pants, and all I want to do is go hide in some corner and cry.  I don&#8217;t usually let stupid stuff like this get to me.  I feel like an idiot, since I actually did cry a bit in front of a couple of people.  At work.  How humiliating.  And I can&#8217;t even use the excuse of hormones, since, well, it&#8217;s not the right time for that.  Bleah.  This day can&#8217;t end soon enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that one stupid little thing can throw an entire day off? I collided with someone carrying a full cup of hot coffee coming around a corner, and my poor yellow tank top is stained beyond recovery. Fortunately<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}