{"id":539,"date":"2002-07-14T20:12:25","date_gmt":"2002-07-15T00:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/07\/murphy-hates-me\/"},"modified":"2002-07-14T20:12:25","modified_gmt":"2002-07-15T00:12:25","slug":"murphy-hates-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/07\/murphy-hates-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Murphy.  Hates.  Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t have a get-together involving the pool.  It&#8217;s just not possible.  If the weather manages to cooperate, the pool doesn&#8217;t.  Ignore the pool for a few days, and the chemicals just go completely out-of-whack.  It was <i>such<\/i> a beautiful day.  The water temperature was ideal.  You just couldn&#8217;t see the bottom of the blasted pool, due to the lovely dead algae.  Of course, we couldn&#8217;t find the problem before the pool stores closed on Saturday.  Amazingly enough, Wegmans had liquid chlorine <i>and<\/i> algicide, but it was just too late.  BTW, how on earth do you spell &#8220;algicide&#8221;?  That really doesn&#8217;t look right.  :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t have a get-together involving the pool. It&#8217;s just not possible. If the weather manages to cooperate, the pool doesn&#8217;t. Ignore the pool for a few days, and the chemicals just go completely out-of-whack. It was such a beautiful<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}