{"id":558,"date":"2002-06-03T16:34:15","date_gmt":"2002-06-03T20:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/06\/ezpass-songs\/"},"modified":"2002-06-03T16:34:15","modified_gmt":"2002-06-03T20:34:15","slug":"ezpass-songs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/06\/ezpass-songs\/","title":{"rendered":"EZPass Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s in the genes, apparently.  Completely independently (or so they claim) Denis and his sisters have come up with EZPass songs.  Ours is pretty lame: <br \/>\n<center><i>EZPass, da da da da da da da, EZPass<\/i><br \/>(like &#8220;Guys and Dolls&#8221;)<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Mary and Lou came up with:<br \/>\n<center><i>I love EZPass<br \/>\nYou love EZPass<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t have EZPass<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re just lame<\/i><br \/>(sung to the South Park Cheezy-Poofs song)<\/center> <\/p>\n<p>Jeannie and John have the cleverest one, that Lizzy (who&#8217;s 2-and-a-half) even sings: <br \/>\n<center><i>Do we have our EZPass? <br \/>\nYes, we have our EZPass <br \/>\nWill it make us really fast?<br \/>\nYes it makes us really fast<br \/>\nEZPass, really fast, loaf of bread, Wakko&#8217;s head <br \/>\nOh, oh oh&#8230;.<\/i><br \/> (sung to the tune of some Animaniac&#8217;s song that I can&#8217;t remember the name of)<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Does anyone else have EZPass songs, or did I just marry into a very strange family?  :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s in the genes, apparently. Completely independently (or so they claim) Denis and his sisters have come up with EZPass songs. Ours is pretty lame: EZPass, da da da da da da da, EZPass(like &#8220;Guys and Dolls&#8221;) Mary and Lou<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}