{"id":578,"date":"2002-04-04T12:13:25","date_gmt":"2002-04-04T16:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/04\/oh-poo\/"},"modified":"2002-04-04T12:13:25","modified_gmt":"2002-04-04T16:13:25","slug":"oh-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2002\/04\/oh-poo\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, poo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walking at 6 AM is certainly taking willpower&#8230;I&#8217;m used to hitting the snooze button a half-dozen times or so before actually starting my day.  But it&#8217;s been four days and I&#8217;ve stuck with it so far.  (Yeah, I know, that&#8217;s not much of a track record yet&#8230;)  This morning, I decided to leave Molly home.  Let&#8217;s just say that picking up poo at 6 AM is intolerable.  Of course, the guilt thing kicked in when I saw all of the other responsible pet owners walking their dogs this morning while I meandered along, leash-free.  Guilt, guilt, guilt.  I guess I&#8217;ll just have to buy more baggies and deal with it, or feel guilty every morning.  At this point, I&#8217;m not sure which is worse.  Ah, the joys of living with a dog.  ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking at 6 AM is certainly taking willpower&#8230;I&#8217;m used to hitting the snooze button a half-dozen times or so before actually starting my day. But it&#8217;s been four days and I&#8217;ve stuck with it so far. (Yeah, I know, that&#8217;s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}