{"id":670,"date":"2001-11-09T08:58:55","date_gmt":"2001-11-09T12:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2001\/11\/after-spending-two-days-stuck\/"},"modified":"2001-11-09T08:58:55","modified_gmt":"2001-11-09T12:58:55","slug":"after-spending-two-days-stuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2001\/11\/after-spending-two-days-stuck\/","title":{"rendered":"After spending two days stuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After spending two days stuck on the couch with an awful head cold, I (a) never want to see the couch again and (b) feel some strange urge to buy term life insurance.  I probably saw about a hundred commercials for life insurance from various places.  Of course, since I spent most of the first day watching movies on HBO and Cinemax, the commercials were all on the second day.  Ouch!  I think they maxed out while I was watching &#8220;Hello Dolly&#8221; on Bravo.  Since advertisements are theoretically geared towards the expected audience, I was apparently watching this movie along with untold numbers of senior citizens.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m apparently not so much of a TV addict as <a href=\"http:\/\/tina.blogspot.com\/archives\/2001_11_01_tina_archive.html#6976130\">Tina<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/jenny.blogspot.com\/?\/2001_11_01_jenny_archive.html#6967918\">Jenny<\/a> are &#8211; if it had been anything but The Tick last night, I would have turned the TV off&#8230;but I just couldn&#8217;t help myself &#8211; I had to watch The Tick&#8230;ok, maybe I am a little addicted!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After spending two days stuck on the couch with an awful head cold, I (a) never want to see the couch again and (b) feel some strange urge to buy term life insurance. I probably saw about a hundred commercials<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}