{"id":679,"date":"2001-10-18T08:29:47","date_gmt":"2001-10-18T12:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2001\/10\/call-me-now\/"},"modified":"2001-10-18T08:29:47","modified_gmt":"2001-10-18T12:29:47","slug":"call-me-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2001\/10\/call-me-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Call me now!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Call me now!<\/b><br \/>\nMy mom is being stalked by Miss Cleo.  A couple of days ago, she got an email from Miss Cleo saying something along the lines of &#8220;I don&#8217;t normally email people I haven&#8217;t spoken to, but I have some very important news for you&#8221;.  Then yesterday, she got a phone message from Miss Cleo.  This message was a bit more urgent, something like &#8220;I have some life-changing news I have to tell you, call me as soon as possible&#8221;.  I think she should call Miss Cleo back and ask her if she knows who&#8217;s been leaving threatening messages for her (my mom, that is).  Fortunately, my mom is smart enough to realize she&#8217;s just being direct-marketed&#8230;  I wonder who sold her name to that list, and whether they have my name too?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Call me now! My mom is being stalked by Miss Cleo. A couple of days ago, she got an email from Miss Cleo saying something along the lines of &#8220;I don&#8217;t normally email people I haven&#8217;t spoken to, but I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}