{"id":71,"date":"2004-12-01T18:39:12","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T22:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/12\/holy-christmas-batman\/"},"modified":"2004-12-01T18:39:12","modified_gmt":"2004-12-01T22:39:12","slug":"holy-christmas-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2004\/12\/holy-christmas-batman\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Christmas, Batman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it December already?!?  That means in the next 24 days I need to:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Find time to remember who on earth I&#8217;m supposed to get presents for.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to figure out what to get them.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to buy gifts &#8211; preferably online.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to buy a tree.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to find a free corner of my house to put up the tree.  (The pack &#038; play lives where the tree used to go.)<\/li>\n<li>Find time to find the decorations to put on the tree.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to decorate the tree.<\/li>\n<li>Find time to wrap gifts.  (Is it the 24th yet?)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See the trend?  It&#8217;s all about time, which seems to be in short supply lately.  Can I hire someone to do all that?  Because really, all I want is a clean, decorated home with all the presents already wrapped and under the tree so I have the time to do what I really <i>want<\/i> to do: really enjoy Carolyn&#8217;s first holidays.  I want to take her to see Santa, let her stare at all the pretty decorations, and bake cookies so the house smells like Christmas should.  I know <i>she<\/i> won&#8217;t remember it, but I will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it December already?!? That means in the next 24 days I need to: Find time to remember who on earth I&#8217;m supposed to get presents for. Find time to figure out what to get them. Find time to buy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}