Carrie: “I love you Mommy!”
\nMe: “I love you too, sweetheart, but what about Daddy?”
\nCarrie: “Well, I love him too, but, you know, not all the way up to my eyebrows.”<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Me: “Carrie, what should we call your little sister?”
\nCarrie: “Top!”
\nDenis: “Ok, see, ‘top’ isn’t actually a name, it’s a word, can you think of any names?”
\nCarrie: “Maybe…bottom!”
\nSarah: “That’s not a name, either, silly!”
\nCarrie: *thinks hard*
\nCarrie: “Eyepatch!”
\nMe & Denis: “Eyepatch?!?”
\nCarrie: “Yeah, ’cause then she’d be a baby pirate, and when she cries she’ll say ‘arrrr'”
\n*my mom interjects*
\nGrandma: “So the baby’s name is ‘top eyepatch bottom the baby pirate’?”
\nCarrie: “Arrrrr!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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