{"id":933,"date":"2007-10-05T11:04:03","date_gmt":"2007-10-05T15:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/10\/shortest-virus-ever\/"},"modified":"2007-10-05T11:04:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T15:04:03","slug":"shortest-virus-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/10\/shortest-virus-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Shortest. Virus. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so how does a kid go from 102.1 at 5:00 PM to completely normal at 5:00 AM the next morning, with no other symptoms??<\/p>\n<p>Just to be on the safe side we&#8217;ll spend today at home with some nice DVDs and the comfort foods (juice, soup, chocolate pudding) I bought at some unholy wee hour this morning on my way home from the shop.  (Or does 1:00 AM count as last night since I hadn&#8217;t gone to bed yet?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so how does a kid go from 102.1 at 5:00 PM to completely normal at 5:00 AM the next morning, with no other symptoms?? Just to be on the safe side we&#8217;ll spend today at home with some nice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}