{"id":942,"date":"2007-09-04T13:07:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-04T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/09\/did-you-know\/"},"modified":"2007-09-04T13:07:01","modified_gmt":"2007-09-04T17:07:01","slug":"did-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/09\/did-you-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Did You Know&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that your morning newspaper is delivered at 3:00 AM?  I found that out this morning, when I got home just as the truck was pulling away from my mailbox.  On the upside, we&#8217;re a lot closer to being done with inventorying all the yarn.<\/p>\n<p>On the downside, I slept in until 9:15 because Carrie didn&#8217;t wake up as early as usual, and playgroup was at my house.  At 10:00.  My house which hasn&#8217;t been cleaned regularly in months.<\/p>\n<p>After a frantic 42 second shower and lots of pleading, cajoling, threatening and bribery to get Carrie into clothes and downstairs, I did a mad dash around the house to put away the very non-toddler friendly crap that has accumulated in every corner and on every flat surface in all the &#8220;public&#8221; rooms.  At 9:59 AM the coffee was brewing and I managed to eat a bowl of cereal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And nobody showed up until almost 10:30.  At least the house was clean. Ish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that your morning newspaper is delivered at 3:00 AM? I found that out this morning, when I got home just as the truck was pulling away from my mailbox. On the upside, we&#8217;re a lot closer to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}