{"id":954,"date":"2007-07-20T16:17:54","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T20:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/07\/beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep\/"},"modified":"2007-07-20T16:17:54","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T20:17:54","slug":"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/07\/beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep\/","title":{"rendered":"BeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my refrigerator this morning, tossing a few things out and collecting plates to put in the dishwasher, when I heard the oddest sound.  It started out as a loud, wavering &#8220;BeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeP!&#8221;, and then resolved itself into &#8220;Beep! Beep! Beep!&#8221;&#8230;&#8221;Beep! Beep! Beep!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I realized it was a smoke detector going off, so I tried to stay calm.  I&#8217;m sick and can&#8217;t smell anything, so I couldn&#8217;t tell if there was smoke.  They dryer was running downstairs, so I ran down to the basement to check the laundry room &#8211; nothing, and the beeping was much quieter.  I ran upstairs to check the second floor &#8211; nothing, and the beeping was quieter up there too.  I checked the carbon monoxide detector &#8211; nothing.<\/p>\n<p>So I called my mom, who ran over to try to help me out.  I was trying to decide whether to evacuate the dogs and Carrie, but I couldn&#8217;t find any hint of fire anywhere.  And no matter where I went in the house, the beeping got quieter &#8211; except in the kitchen.  By this time my mom was here, and we determined where the beeping was coming from: the kitchen trash.<\/p>\n<p>Denis had replaced the malfunctioning smoke detector in the foyer earlier in the week.  And, apparently, he <em>didn&#8217;t take the battery out before tossing it in the trash<\/em>.  As of this moment, the smoke detector is still beeping out in the trash can in the garage.  <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> not digging through there to take the battery out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was cleaning out my refrigerator this morning, tossing a few things out and collecting plates to put in the dishwasher, when I heard the oddest sound. It started out as a loud, wavering &#8220;BeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeeP!&#8221;, and then resolved itself into<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}