{"id":993,"date":"2007-05-09T22:14:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T02:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/05\/bow-to-your-bottom\/"},"modified":"2010-05-03T15:05:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T20:05:24","slug":"bow-to-your-bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/05\/bow-to-your-bottom\/","title":{"rendered":"Bow to Your Bottom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie loves <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Little_Einsteins\">Little Einsteins<\/a>.  But before her complete obsession with them, she would alternate between watching Blue&#8217;s Clues and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Wiggles\">The Wiggles<\/a>.  The Wiggles, while completely and utterly annoying to watch, have some great songs, and the concept &#8211; having children get up and dance and sing along as long as they&#8217;re going to be watching TV &#8211; is hard to argue with.<\/p>\n<p>So lately, she&#8217;s been singing &#8220;Rock-A-Bye Your Bear&#8221;.  Except, she hasn&#8217;t quite figured out the right lyrics.  She sings:<br \/>\nEverybody clap (clap, clap, clap)<br \/>\nEverybody sing, la la la la la<br \/>\nBow to your bottom* (at this point she bends way over, puts her hands on the floor and touches her head to the ground)<br \/>\nThen you turn around, yippee!<br \/>\nHands in the air, rock-a-bye your bear,<br \/>\nAnt&#8217;s now asleep*, shh shh shh<\/p>\n<p>Denis and I almost passed out from laughing last night, as she sang this over and over while we were trying to get her ready for bed.  Most. Hysterical. Misheard lyrics. EVER.<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Bow to your bottom&#8221; is supposed to be &#8220;bow to your <em>partner<\/em>&#8220;, and &#8220;ant&#8217;s now asleep&#8221; is supposed to be &#8220;bear&#8217;s now asleep&#8221; &#8211; for those of you who do not have a Wiggles-obsessed toddler in your life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie loves Little Einsteins. But before her complete obsession with them, she would alternate between watching Blue&#8217;s Clues and The Wiggles. The Wiggles, while completely and utterly annoying to watch, have some great songs, and the concept &#8211; having children<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carolyn","tag-carolyn-random-bits-of-cuteness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2370,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions\/2370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}