{"id":996,"date":"2007-05-04T21:53:11","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T01:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/05\/silly-squirrels\/"},"modified":"2007-05-04T21:53:11","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T01:53:11","slug":"silly-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/2007\/05\/silly-squirrels\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Squirrels!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie and I took advantage of the really nice weather last weekend and put some annuals in the flower boxes on the front steps.  Every time I walk outside I find that at least two or three plants are laying half out of the box, roots exposed, flowery faces looking at me pleading for help.<\/p>\n<p>The idiot squirrels are digging them up.  Not to eat them &#8211; which I could understand and almost forgive &#8211; no, they&#8217;re digging them up because they <em>think<\/em> there are still nuts buried in the boxes.  I poked through all the dirt pretty carefully before putting the flowers in, and there were no nuts in there.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like putting out a huge pile of nuts on the sidewalk with a little note begging the squirrels just to eat those and leave my poor flowers alone.  As it is, I think a few of them are not going to survive this experience&#8230;the flowers, that is.  I&#8217;m sure the squirrels will be fine.  Hungry, because there <em>are no nuts in the flower boxes<\/em>, but fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carrie and I took advantage of the really nice weather last weekend and put some annuals in the flower boxes on the front steps. Every time I walk outside I find that at least two or three plants are laying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarahsthreads.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}